Hi everyone
This is my final blog of 2015. We'll have a quick catch up before I wish you all a Merry Christmas and all of that shite! I've also got some hot gossip to share with you, but more of that later!
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| It's that time of the year when the nights are pulling in and time is of the essence to get to my woods. Sometimes I just jump into dad's van to get there. |
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| I got a random present the other week, I was left at home all day whilst they all went off to Rotherham, to watch football. I don't know why, but they brought me a 'Black Mr Piggy' back! |
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| Doing my bit with the leaf clearing |
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| Hello! A bit of work going on on the edge of my woods |
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| 'Roadwork selfie' |
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| For f**ks sake! |
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| Doing my bit - getting rid of the leaves at he dump on Foxhall Road |
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| They're new! The council have put these bollards in, at the entrance of the woods in Kesgrave, near to Cedarwood school. We had a load of gypsies set up camp in the summer, near to the Farmhouse pub and it took ages to move them on. I still don't understand all of this owning land business and what it all means? |
This'll make you laugh! I found out the other day that mum and dad have been shagging again and that he's got her pregnant!
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| No not theses two - heaven forbid! I just refer to them as mum and dad rather than Sharon and Steve, after all they do look after me quite well |
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| My real mum and dad, Misty and Bullet, 'got it on' again she produced a litter of nine puppies on November 19th. Unfortunately one of them died soon after birth. My old man really is the 'King of the Shaggers', apparently he's got about 130 kids now! |
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| I had a nice day out at the start of December. The Suffolk magazine popped through the door and there was another 'Pub walk with Darcy' (who I've given up hope of ever shagging by the way) inside |
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| It started and finished at the Turks Head in Hasketon, which for all of you out who live abroad is near to Woodbridge. It's a strange name for a pub in a small Suffolk village, don't you think? |
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| It's the silly hat season again, although it hasn't been that cold so far this year |
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| Talking of silly hats... |
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| It didn't take me long to find a puddle to play in... |
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| Or a stream! |
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| Mum's looking pleased that she managed to get over a style - only joking! |
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| A muddy puddle - lovely! |
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| There's a stick in there somewhere |
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| Got it |
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| That mirror came in handy for a selfie! Why are there random mirrors in hedgerows? I've seen a few of them on different walks that I've been on in the countryside and don't understand what use they have? |
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| To quote Sam and Max 'What's at say'. The times that we get lost on these walks - for f**ks sake we're at Kennel Farm! |
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| Back in Hasketon and near the end of our walk |
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| Another selfie - I look a bit of a spanner, but I'm not alone! |
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| What a pose, I ought to crop dad out though! |
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| The pub were true to their word about letting me in |
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| And I wasn't the only muddy mut in there |
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| A perfect day was rounded off nicely by playing with 'Mr Piggy' in front of the fire! |
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| With it being Christmas time I had to do a bit of modelling for 'The Wilding Christmas Card'. I'm not happy with this look! |
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| Here's the finished article |
Another piece of news that I can tell you, is that Max is leaving home. He's brought a flat in Ipswich near to Christchurch Park, which will be great for me when I stay with him. He finally got the keys on the 23rd of December and I went round there to have a look on Christmas Eve. I can't wait until he moves out in January, as I'll be the only kid left at home, so I should get loads more attention!
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| Oops! I didn't get off to a good start... |
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| I was only christening the gaff! |
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| It was soon forgotten - just a misunderstanding really. Monty's dad Mat popped round to have a nose while we were there |
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| After meeting the neighbours, we went to one of Max's new locals, The Greyhound |
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| It didn't take me long to work the room! This bloke took a selfie with me. What is this obsession with selfies? I get that you would want a photo with me in it, but... |
It just leaves me to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Thanks for reading my blog, I'll be back in 2016 with more tales or tails to tell no doubt! See you on the other side.
Love from Rudie The Dog xx
